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Thursday, December 25, 2008

More twisted PJs

How do you introduce Omkarnath Aggarwal and Lakhveer Singh Bhatia ?

"O.A" - Lucky; Lucky - "O.A"

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If A cant do it, B cant do it either, and C, D, E and F also cant do it  - whom do you turn to ?

G - coz "G" karda, mera "G' karda ...

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Aamir Khan's latest movie has been declared a runaway hit. 

Question is - whom did it run-away with ????

Akshay Kumar's Jumbo (go figure)

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Brand new PJs

In all Hindi soaps, why is the grandmother or the matriarch of the family always worshipped by everyone else ???

Coz - "Baa"-Khuda tumhi ho ....

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A man walks into a massage shop, gets an appointment with a pretty masseuse, and proceeds inside a room for the massage. 

An hour passes ... and another .....

Finally, when the door opens, everyone rushes in and congratulates both of them. 

Why ??

Coz - "Rub" ne bana di jodi

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Once upon a time there was a girl, very pretty but slightly plump.

She disappeared for a while. 

When he returned - what did everyone say ???

"Gol"-"Maal" returns....

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Friday, December 23, 2005

Aapka Sahara !!

On a cold winter's morning ..

It all happened one fine Sunday morning in mid-december, when the cold wave starts to sweep over Delhi. And there we were, me and a friend, at the IG airport at 6 am, ready to take off for a quick business trip to Chennai and back the same day. We were quite glad that we had gotten the lowest priced seats in the Sahara flight. Little did we know, what all surprises did Sahara have in store for us.

The take off from Delhi was on time and quite smooth, which was ok considering the fact that the typical winter fog had not set in yet. During the flight, there were some nice refreshments and we even got a quick hours nap to catch up on our missed early morning sleep. Around 10 or so, the captain announced that we were about to land in Chennai.

We looked out of the window – the weather was very cloudy and there were forecasts of rains that day, but no major turbulence or the kind. Cause for concern, yes – but nothing serious as flights often encounter such situations. As we started our descent, there were some slight disturbances and we felt some bumps here and there, but continued on our course for landing nevertheless.


The runaway that disappeared !

Just as we sighted land down below, as the clouds cleared, the wings suddenly folded back and there was an immediate jolt. To our surprise, we found that the plane was rising now. Hmmm – weren’t we supposed to land here? Perhaps, there was some clearance problem from the ATC at Chennai airport or some other stuff. Ok, lets wait and try again. So we waited for another 20 minutes, but the plane had no plans of descending any more. Just then, our pilots voice came over the speakers – “Sorry to inform you, but we were not able to land in Chennai as we could not sight the runway during our descent”, and proceeded to inform us that the flight was going to Bangalore instead.

All of us cursed the bad weather in Chennai and hoped that the flight would return from Bangalore later. And we proceeded on course for Bangalore. There, we were witness to a spectacular display of flight instability as even the most seasoned of flyers got a bit concerned. We landed with a marvelous skid that would have made Schumacher proud on any F1 circuit.


Is it the weather, or is it us ?

Then, as the Bangalore bound passengers alighted, the Chennai ones got concerned as to when we would be flying back. There was no response from the cabin crew or ground-engineers (who had boarded as soon after touchdown). Only thing we got was that they could not land in Chennai because of bad weather and we have to wait for another hour for skies to clear and then we can go back. Some of us switched on their mobiles to inform concerned people in Chennai who were waiting for us. They were surprised at the Sahara delay, and said that all other flights, including a Jet and IA flight, which were supposed to land at the same time, did not face any problems.


More than met the eye ...

This was indeed strange, so the weather was a bit bad but manageable back there, then what were we guys doing here. Still no response from the Sahara guys, who were showing signs of worry as there was a small but determined group of passengers who were waiting outside the pilot’s door. At that time a senior pilot walked into the cockpit to take a briefing, and we heard a few opening words from our pilot – “Really sorry, sir – but we simply could not see …” and the voice trailed off as the door shut, leaving the rest to our imaginations and various hypotheses.

After some time, the senior pilot walks out and says there was some technical snag and we would fly back to Chennai as soon as it’s fixed. Most people were satisfied and returned to their seats. But we still stuck around trying to find out the exact reason – if there was a technical snag, then how come we were able to land in Bangalore.


Let Chaos Reign !!

Then the announcement came over the speakers that all passengers bound for Chennai should alight from the plane and head to departure section for details. Puzzled by this latest development, we did the same and headed towards the departure.

In the departure section, there was even more pandemonium as angry, frustrated passengers demanded of the Sahara staff as to when will they fly back to Chennai, why our flight could not land while all others landed, and why was there so much delay and confusion over what we were supposed to do. The local Sahara manager was at his wits end trying to placate the crowd, but he was doing a very bad job of it. And since he had no idea of further plan of action of Sahara, he was giving very vague answers, which made the passengers only more irate. He kept on insisting that there was a technical snag, but refused to give any more details. The growing frustrations developed into blind rage as some passengers even tried to mishandle the Sahara staff, but were thankfully stopped by others.


Much amends to make ..

Much later, the Sahara guys announced that there would be a flight going to Chennai in the late afternoon and we could board that. As this would leave just a couple of hours for us in Chennai before we had to fly back, me and my friend demanded that we should be flown back to Delhi directly and a full refund of our fare. They meekly agreed and put us on the next flight to Delhi. And upgraded our seats to business class to cool us down.


Laut ke buddhoo ghar ko aaye .. :)

Then we headed towards the business class lounge and relaxed there until our flight in the evening. The trip back was fairly uneventful and except for a slight delay in departure, was most comfortable. When we finally landed back in Delhi after the day’s excursion courtesy Sahara, we vowed never to trust these guys again – Better to fall down than to take their ‘Sahara’.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Return of the King

Long, long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

Back in 2000, Honda introduced the Indian car market to the concept of a VTEC engine in the form of (Old) Honda City, and jumped its way into the hearts of all car racing enthusiasts in town. The car had heavenly pickup, excellent handling and could cut corners like a ballerina. I fell in love with the car and hoped to buy one eventually when I could afford it.

Forward to 2003, Honda launched a new version of the City, with a new iDSI engine and a completely new design. The shape/styling was radical to say the least (at least for indians), and though the market was divided 50-50 over its looks, one could say the looks were more than contemporary. The interiors were on a class of their own, making its rivals look as dingy as an 800. And the space was cavernous.
However, Honda decided to water down the power output to a paltry 77 bhp. Which was a big blow to all the driving enthusiasts like me. They compensated on some part by giving it decent low-end torque and this combined with a sharp turning radius and light steering, made it very easy to drive around in the city without hassles.

Fast-forward to 2005, Honda finally decided to lend an ear to our kind and gave back the VTEC that we had missed so sorely.


The emperors new clothes ...

The first change has been made to the rather controversial shape of the NHC. The front has been elongated by around 3 inches and risen by an inch. This gives the front a more sedan like look instead of the steeply sloping pointed bonnet. The enlarged grill has been borrowed from elder brother accord and gives a more smart and bold appearance to the car unlike its earlier timid grill.

The space liberated under the bonnet has been put to good use with a new engine cooling system. Hopefully, this should give slightly better performance.

The back has also been elongated by half an inch and lowered by the same amount. This means a slightly better rear view. However, the stylish new tail lights, borrowed from the BMW 3 series give a really trendy and cool look to the back and make the otherwise thick back appear much more slimmer.

Honda certainly seem to have roped in some fashion designers for counsel. With just a few minor changes in the apparel, they seem to have made a not so great-looking duckling look like a beautiful swan.

Overall, the City ZX looks much much more contemporary than any of its competitors and exudes a sort of youthful exuberance that attracts the young at heart.


Ten, nine, eight, seven ....

Remember to do the countdown before you floor the pedal. Cause this baby is gonna shoot off like a rocket the moment you ask for it.

The moment you start the ignition, the engine starts with a soft hum, which steadily grows to a slightly muffled roar as the revs hit the 6300 rpm limit. Not exactly the mighty roar of its ancestor, but enough to send that tingle down your spine. And before you know it, the car is already breaking the speed limit. Not that you come to notice it, cause its so smooth and stable on the inside.

The low end torque is decent (same as the iDSI version), and that makes for excellent drivability in the city, though dont expect it to leap when you tap the accelerator. You need to floor it properly to get the extra 8 valves in the VTEC flowing smoothly.

This dual mode of the engine makes for both easy driving in stop and go city traffic, and for the high-end "power on demand" when you want it (and when the road permits - hehe)


Born to be wild ....

The earlier NHC had a trademark ultra-light steering which gave a sort of flimsy feeling to the driver by not providing enough feedback. This has been corrected in the ZX version and now the steering feels much more sporty while being smooth as silk.

While the handling at low speeds is quite stable and firm, the ride at higher speeds is seriously impressive, and not for once will you feel that the car is not in your control. And the disc brakes both at the rear and front inspire you to cut those corners much sharper and with a lot more speed than before.


A league of its own ...

The City ZX sports an entirely re-vamped suspension, and its presence is immediately felt as soon as you take it out on Indian roads.

Gone the the ultra-soft suspension which used to touch nadir as soon as you faced a reasonably sized pot-hole. This one now glides smoothly over all such potholes, giving a solid, form control at the drivers hands.

The rear-seat comfort is unmatched in its class, with loads of space & legroom even with 6 footers in the front and back.

The interiors are far far ahead of the competition, though beige interiors can be tricky to keep clean. The feeling you get is of having stepped inside a premium luxury sedan. The only thing missing is the leather on the seats, which can be had for little extra cost.

The VTEC also sports a Alpine 2-din cd + cassete player which gives as good, if not better, sound than Sony or Pioneer systems.


There are two kinds of car-owners, chico: those that pay once, and those that keep on paying ....

In terms of fuel-efficiency, the VTEC driven in normal city traffic operates only in the 8-valve mode and should be as fuel-efficient as its IDSI counterpart - around 13-14 kmpl.
However, once the top 8 valves open, they are gonna gulp down more fuel, but not enough to burst a hole in you pocket. In fact, quite far from it, it should give around 12kmpl in this mode.
Expect a mileage of 12-14 for this one, which is on par with most small cars.

Honda is a name reknowned for their build-quality and the reliability of their engines. There is hardly if any maintenance, and even there, the cost of spares and labour is far cheaper than its american counterparts, almost at par with koreans.

So, once you buy a Honda, you pay only once. And not every year....


Uh-oh! Houston, we have a problem ...

Hmmm, areas of improvement - nitpicking actually :)

- Lack of ABS and airbags even as an option. C'mon, Honda, show some concern for the safety of you Indian customers.
- No leather on the seats - spoils an otherwise perfect interior.
- High bonnet : restricts view for short drivers - seat height adjust notwithstanding
- Door handles : Grip type with some chrome on them to give that uber-cool look.
- No foldable rear-seats : 500 litres of boot space is good, but increasing it to 1000 by folding the rear seats would make it even better.


Lord of the Mid-sizers

In the current premium mid-sizer segment, in terms of overall ride, performance, comfort, interiors, running and maintenance costs, there is no other worthy of taking on the Honda City VTEC. It is the undisputed King of its class.

And like all good things, it comes at a cost which is much higher than its counterparts - but once you buy it, you will never regret spending those extra bucks for the entire lifetime.


Its a Honda. Its a V-TEC. Dare I say more :)

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

VTEC pangs

Wanting to upgrade to a contemporary mid-size sedan with money not being much of an issue (thanks to low EMIs), the New Honda City seemed to be one of the best choices for me, with my only gripe being the under-powered engine. Had almost made up my mind to go in for the Optra 1.6 for sheer comfort and luxury, when the City VTEC was launched.

The golden four lettered word "VTEC" flashed like a lightning bolt in my mind - was this really the V-T-E-C technology that powered the older honda city, or just another marketing gimmick. Immediately rushed to the Honda website and found that the figures indeed indicated this to be true. (Must mention here that Honda ppl had updated their site as soon as the announcment was made with all the details regarding the car, unlike Ford which launched their fiesta website way, way later)

The City was coming in a new avatar called the ZX, which featured some minor changes in looks and suspension, and the 1.5L, 16-valve, VTEC engine option at the highest end. It was a no-brainer for me and I rushed to the nearest Honda showroom which had this new Baby on display (South-end Honda, Delhi). The car on display looked way better than the earlier model (standing on the sidelines), and resembled the Accord in the background. The interiors were as good as the high standards set by its predecessor (if nor better). Could not take the test-drive of the car as they had only one piece on display - but I trust Honda on the VTEC part :)

So, I booked this new dream of mine and was told that the deliveries would start in the last week of November. I parted ways with my trusty old santro to get a good price before the year-end ans so was without means of transportation for the past few weeks.

Have been after the dealer since Monday now and they say that they have received the first batch of cars from the factory, but there seems to be some issue with the delivery. Apparently, the RTO guys are holding things up and the Honda management is over there trying to sort things out. Maybe they want to haggle out a good deal on the registration and road tax front, with the RTO also wanting some share of the pie. So, the registration cost of the vehicle is in a state of flux.

So, I keep on waiting for my VTEC ......

Meanwhile, the new Fiesta from Ford looks like a neat bargain, if you consider the package that they are giving for the price. The top-end model SXi has everything that the City VTEC offers, for about 100k lesser. Though I have my reservations on the Fiesta considering that it will give a mileage of max 10kmpl in the city, and have higher spares and service cost (Fusion spares and services cost 60% more than City's). Moreover, my wife was not particularly impressed with the interiors and remarked that passenger seat was a bit cramped (for a sedan).

As for me, give me V-TEC over Dura-TEC anyday :)

(Dont care much for the auto-journalists or enthusiasts, they are more excited about fiesta being a new car to look at any comparisons with similar models)

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Footstep on the sands of time

The first one .....

have got nothing much to add actually, but here's something interesting to go by

Yesterday no one thought
What tomorrow he ought,
Hence we're caught
Between what is, and what's not -
We the seeker, We the sought.