More twisted PJs

How do you introduce Omkarnath Aggarwal and Lakhveer Singh Bhatia ?

"O.A" - Lucky; Lucky - "O.A"

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If A cant do it, B cant do it either, and C, D, E and F also cant do it  - whom do you turn to ?

G - coz "G" karda, mera "G' karda ...

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Aamir Khan's latest movie has been declared a runaway hit. 

Question is - whom did it run-away with ????

Akshay Kumar's Jumbo (go figure)

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Brand new PJs

In all Hindi soaps, why is the grandmother or the matriarch of the family always worshipped by everyone else ???

Coz - "Baa"-Khuda tumhi ho ....

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A man walks into a massage shop, gets an appointment with a pretty masseuse, and proceeds inside a room for the massage. 

An hour passes ... and another .....

Finally, when the door opens, everyone rushes in and congratulates both of them. 

Why ??

Coz - "Rub" ne bana di jodi

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Once upon a time there was a girl, very pretty but slightly plump.

She disappeared for a while. 

When he returned - what did everyone say ???

"Gol"-"Maal" returns....

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