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In all Hindi soaps, why is the grandmother or the matriarch of the family always worshipped by everyone else ???

Coz - "Baa"-Khuda tumhi ho ....

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A man walks into a massage shop, gets an appointment with a pretty masseuse, and proceeds inside a room for the massage. 

An hour passes ... and another .....

Finally, when the door opens, everyone rushes in and congratulates both of them. 

Why ??

Coz - "Rub" ne bana di jodi

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Once upon a time there was a girl, very pretty but slightly plump.

She disappeared for a while. 

When he returned - what did everyone say ???

"Gol"-"Maal" returns....

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